Do You Know How To Waltz?

February 28, 2008

podcasting!

Filed under: Music — Tags: , , — Asfandyar @ 4:00 am

So, today, I decided to take my first swing at podcasting. Why? I don’t really know. For a while I was debating with myself over why I needed to do a podcast anyway?

Isn’t it like a blog, for starters? That is, a medium for you on which to voice your views, or your tastes; all that. But then again, on a blog you can’t throw in mp3s or anything, neither can you take a blog with you to school (well you can take a laptop and synchronize your browser to work offline etc, but that’s such a chore!). So ultimately I decided it’d be fun, and that I should just have a go. Why can’t one blog AND do podcasts at the same time!?

So, I downloaded the requisite software, plugged in my mic and started recording. Threw in a couple of nice songs too so that any potential listeners (my friends upon who i’d thrust the link) won’t be too annoyed by my voice and all that. Turned out fairly nice, and inspired Shahzad to do a podcast with me!

So, after midnight we decided to see if we could do a podcast together, what with me in Islamabad and Shahzad down in Lahore. Using the might of MSN and some tweaking with the windows sound mixer, we managed to record our lovely articulate voices with, again, songs thrown in. On a temporary side note, if me and shahzad start podcasting regularly, good songs will be one staple for certain!

Anyway, it was a test run so we didn’t really have any ’set’ agenda as such. Just a lot of bollocks being spouted and people (well me, mostly) going off on weird tangents. :D Still, it was an interesting experience and maybe, just maybe, we might start doing it regularly.

We shall see, now, won’t we?

update: the link is the trashcan

February 14, 2008

guardian travel blog

Filed under: Uncategorized — Asfandyar @ 11:01 pm

Seems like a bit of good old nepotism affects us all!

Hello. I’m Max Gogarty. I’m 19 and live on top of a hill in north London.

At the minute, I’m working in a restaurant with a bunch of lovely, funny people; writing a play; writing bits for Skins; spending any sort of money I earn on food and skinny jeans, and drinking my way to a financially blighted two-month trip to India and Thailand. Clichéd I know, but clichés are there for a reason.

I’m kinda shitting myself about travelling. Well not so much the travelling part. It’s India that scares me. The heat, the roads, the snakes, Australian travellers. Don’t get me wrong, I’m excited. But shitting myself. And I just know that when I step off that plane and into the maelstrom of Mumbai – well, actually, I don’t know how I’ll react.

Further here.

The comments are worth reading, because that’s where the ‘expose’, if you can call it that, actually takes place.

February 11, 2008

update!

Filed under: Football, Music, TV — Asfandyar @ 4:58 pm

listening to: Mojave 3 – Puzzles Like You

From the ashes of Slowdive. I don’t really know what to think of them! They do have that shoegaze-y sound of Slowdive (though to a lesser extent), and are significantly more ‘upbeat’ and at times even country. Makes me want to put on Pygmalion or Souvlaki and just drown in the sheets of dreamy noise.

Anyway, saw this show called Californication, starring the “didn’t-he-fall-off-the-face-of-the-earth” David Duchovny (he of, um, X-Files fame?). It opens with a quasi-blowjob scene in a Church.

Obscenely ostentatious, yes. Incredibly funny, yes! The show is very lenient on semi frontal nudity (i.e LOTS of boobies), along with lots of vomiting, cussing and ofcourse sexual dream sequences in churches! In all fairness though its a rather interesting show with some quip-galore dialogue and a lot of absurdist occasions. No, not “plot-twists” vis-a-vis Prison Break (which is possibly the worst show I have ever seen. And yes, Season 1 was NOT all that either. Let me direct you to OZ, kthxplzby3), just a lot of situations that’ll leave you laughing and amused at the same time.

Now, onto football. 50th Anniversary of the Munich Air Disaster. The week was dedicated seemingly to paying respects to and remembering those who perished in the disaster. Inevitably, you’d hear about Duncan Edwards, the player who was ’supposed’ to captain England to their triumph in 1966. A player about whom the then Asst. Manager of United, Jimmy Murphy said, “When I used to hear Muhammad Ali proclaim to the world that he was the greatest, I would always smile. You see, the greatest of them all was a footballer named Duncan Edwards.”

Though inevitably there was a lot of sensationalism in some of the media outlets over the tragedy (as there would be; a lot of mileage to be gotten out of the death of the crux of a football team widely considered to be the best in England and with onus on them to go on to be even better).

Anyway, Manchester United played Manchester City at OT yesterday. We lost 2-1 to City. Kudos to City fans first for observing the minute’s silence with stark efficiency, even though there were rockets fired outside the ground (by twats, let me point out). Kudos to the City players for playing out of their skin, though they were helped by our impotent performance. By half-time City were 2 ahead thanks to 1. Martin Petrov and 2. Our twatty defense. Ofcourse, it wasn’t as if our midfield and attack fared any better.

Fergie placed too much faith on Scholes, thinking he’d be banging them in and spreading the ball around with aplomb immediately after injury. So far, it hasn’t happened. Anderson was later sacrificed for Hargreaves, but in all honesty Anderson was hardly bad. He needed either Carrick or Hargreaves with him, rather than a hesitant, almost perturbed Scholes. Scholes didn’t do what he was supposed to, i.e bombard forward. Also, Fergie playing Ronaldo upfront with Tevez was a big mistake. Neither Tevez nor Ronaldo were going to get much headway playing infront of the superlative Dunne and Micah Richards. They just took care of everything with ease. We had no wing-play, even though Giggs and Nani started. Nani was hardly bad enough but still got subbed, and Park came on :S

I’m no Park-hater, for I love the guy, but he’s hardly been in the sort of form where he can come on and change a game. In the first place, he’s not that sort of a player either!!!

Fuck. So many things were wrong. Arsenal should barring a catastrophe on Monday be 5 points clear. In all honesty, I do believe they’ll drop points proper (as in a defeat or two), but I don’t see United gaining much on them. If we knock Arse out of the F.A Cup, then I do believe we’d lose our grip proper on the league. We would then be in 3 competition compared to L’Arse in two. Though they do have a squad ‘thinner’ than us, they just seem to be playing at the top of their game to the point that even with a key player or two out they’d still be winning.

We, on the other hand, just don’t seem to coalesce at the moment. Shame, in all honesty. Yesterday was a very turgid performance.

pfft. I’m tired. I have been since the start of January actually, for some unknown reason. The weather is terrible, and though i’m hardly a ‘wuss’ when it comes to cold weather, for some reason I’ve had perpetual headaches since the last month. Every single day i’m poppin lexotanil and panadol/paracetamol tablets with uneering regularity.

Maybe Heath Ledger’s ghost will come whisk me away, Brokeback style.

February 5, 2008

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain

Filed under: Music — Asfandyar @ 12:39 am

The Beatles.

Best band ever?

February 1, 2008

ooh!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Asfandyar @ 4:47 pm

From Today’s The News:

Extremism and extremists
Part-II Quantum noteFriday, February 01, 2008
Muzaffar Iqbal

Extremism comes in several hues and in various covert and overt forms, espousing a wide range of ideologies and beliefs, but, in the final analysis, all extremists are human beings who have strayed away from the Middle Path of Divine guidance. They become dangerous when they group together or when they achieve control of states, either through mid-night coups, as is the case in countries like Pakistan, Bangladesh, and several other countries around the world, or through elections in which their real ideological extremism remains hidden from general populace, as happened in the case of George W. Bush and Tony Blair.

This kind of extremism is often not recognized as such; in fact, a Bush, Blair or Musharraf is more likely to deny that they are extremists, but since they are obsessed with calling everyone else an extremist, that excessive preoccupation betrays their own extremism. Of course, they also have the state apparatus in their favour and this imparts a certain degree of false legitimacy to what they say, but most people have become wise enough to disregard this false appearance and they recognized their claim to power as an illegal or immoral claim.

With the international tensions at all time high, extremists of this kind are compelled to make coalitions. These are supposed to be at the state level, but in reality such coalitions are at a personal level. Hence when a Musharraf or Hosni Mubarak needs a Bush or a Blair to rescue them, the latter rush to their aid. One cannot imagine a more dangerous alliance than this, because, on the one hand, it supports an illegal, immoral, and unrepresentative rule, and, on the other hand, it plays havoc with the lives of millions of human beings.

But Bush-Blair type extremists are neither interested in the suffering of millions of human beings living on the other side of the world, nor in the legality or morality of their actions as far as other nations and groups are concerned; they are driven by an overriding extremism which does not let them see other human beings as human beings; through their lenses, everything is black or white; there are only good guys, that is those who are on their side, and bad guys, who are to be “taken out”.

These extremists have the entire state machinery behind them. They speak the language of power and authority: we will kill them, we will crush them, we will destroy them. For instance, the most important moral imperative for the President of the United States of American on the day after September 11, 2001 was to speak of justice, of bringing the culprits to an internationally recognized court of justice where an internationally recognized judiciary process could have been followed, leading to true justice. But all that the world heard from the mouths of Bush and other extremists was war, destruction, and bombing them back to Stone Age. It is not difficult to understand why this happened: Bush and those around him, men and women who had formulated US foreign policy on injustice, cruelty, and war mongering are extremists.

Extremism cannot attain dangerous proportions without a steady supply of deadly weapons. The multi-billion dollar weapon industry thrives on wars and conflicts. There are big and small players in this trade. All big players are based in the United States. This state-industry-military complex needs constant strife in the world to sell its deadly ware, so that it can produce new, more lethal weapons and sell them to the other side and then go back to the first side and say: your enemy has such and such weapon, you need to have such and such. In addition, there are relatively small players — China, South Korea, Russia — who cater to the needs of regional conflicts and black market. Then there is the home-grown variety which relies on ball bearings, nails, and explosives to hit local targets.

As a frontline state in the US war of terror, Pakistan has become a thriving black market for weapons. As a result, it has also become the target of these weapons. Most of the violence in Pakistan is, however, linked to the policies of extremism of the current regime. It is, ultimately, a mid-night-coup-regime, despite the veneer it has put on. If one were to ask the person who established this mid-night-coup-regime: whose war are you fighting in Waziristan and Swat, the answer will be: we are fighting extremists. But these extremists did not exist before the coup leader signed up for the Bush’s war without a national mandate to do so, and since Bush’s war of terror is utterly misguided, flawed, illegal, and immoral, the ultimate responsibility for pushing Pakistan to the brink of disaster rests on those who have signed on the dotted line. Had Pakistan maintained a forceful neutrality in the post-9/11 era, there would be no violence of the kind that has emerged since then. Those who argue that there was no choice, and speak of the possible American aggression Pakistanis are inherently weak themselves and they underestimate the will and fortitude of the nation.

Past cannot be undone, but can a future government change the course? It seems impossible for several reasons: the chances of a representative government in Pakistan are almost non-existent; George Bush will make sure that his chum stays in the driver’s seat, no matter how.

In this scenario, the future seems bleak for Pakistan, at least until the end of 2008 when Bush will be history. Then, there may be a slight chance for Pakistan to find a different kind of leadership that is not driven by extremism. But states like America have numerous built-in safeguards for continuation of their policies; hence even if the unthinkable happens and a black man becomes the resident of that White House which has so far remained the house of tyranny and extremism, there will remain major hurdles for the new president of the United States to change the course of that country which has driven the entire world to in an unprecedented manner.

eh?

What will and fortitude? The one that prevented us from being ass-raped by India thrice?

Or the will and fortitude over the past 60 years that has resulted in Pakistan transitioning from a new deprived state into one with no mechanism for anything similiar to a pluralist democracy?

Yes, let’s be neutral instead. Isolationist stances are absolute bullshit. Also, the reason why no one cares about the Swiss.

Also, am I the only one who thinks GEO needs to get rid of their advertising/marketing dept? Their adverts, both on the telly and print media, are absolutely horrendous. Fuck knows their coverage on occasions makes up for it, because otherwise its torturous.

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