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So, our third Champions League trophy. Fergie’s second. I’ve always felt that the criticism of Fergie or United over the years concerning our performances in Europe were stingingly (sic) legitimate, but tonight and infact this season I think we’ve shrugged them off majestically.
WE’RE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I think that only the most partisan of supports will believe that United weren’t the best team in Europe this year. We certainly had the tougher of the draw (though Chelsea were ‘luckier’, ultimately you beat what is put infront of you and shouldn’t be maligned because of a draw), and we played some fantastic teams while Chelsea had to overcome the might of Fenerbache and Olympiakos before their titanic clash with Liverpool.
Analysis of the final itself:
I think very, very few people were unsurprised when we came out with a 4-4-2. I thought it was going to be a 3 man midfield with Hargreaves, Scholes and Carrick there to cancel the threat posed by Lampard, Ballack and, um, Makelele. Either way, didn’t matter much cause after 10 minutes of the usual sparring we absolutely stormed the first half. United were, quite literally, all over Chelsea. Essien was made to look like a complete muppet by Ronaldo time and again, and when the goal came few could’ve sat up and said they didn’t see it coming. Brown and Scholes combined on the right for Brown to, with his left foot, hit an inch perfect cross as Ronaldo jumped to head an absolute peach of a header. Cech was left stranded, and all he could do was watch the ball fly gloriously into the net.
After that, we had two fantastic chances to seal the game. Rooney took the ball off of Carvalho 5-10 yards from the corner flag in OUR half, went 20 odd yards ahead and hit a superb crossfield ball to Ronaldo, who took it in his stride and with one touch sent it into the box for it to be met by a Tevez header. Cech pulled of a stunning save to deny the wee Argentinian, and the ball came to Carrick on the 18 yard box line, who struck it first time pretty much straight at Cech who pulled off another great save to keep Chelsea in the game. Carrick had time, and could’ve easily taken another touch and it put it to either side of Cech for the second.
Another really good chance came when Rooney pinged a ball across the 6 yard box from the sideline, only for Tevez to just miss it while stretching.
We could’ve, and should’ve, been 3-0 up.
Ofcourse, though, Chelsea were to come back. If nothing else, they are a remarkably resilient team, and it doesn’t matter how they score or anything, really. Essien hit a weak 30 yarder which, amusingly, was deflected 3 times straight into the path of mr deflected-goal-king himself, Lampard, who coolly slotted it home – though he was aided by a slipping Van der Sar.
1-1, half time. Chelsea, undeservingly and completely against the pattern of play, still in the game.
Second half and Chelsea came out all guns blazing. Allegedly. They did have more possession and the game WAS being played in our half, but by and large there was nothing special going on. United kept them at length and it took a slipping Drogba’s magical strike that bounced off the woodwork to bring to light the fact that the game was precariously balanced. Soon, Lampard again got a great chance 8-10 yards out which, again, hit the woodwork. Twice, we escaped.
Nothing happened though, and the game went into extra-time.
Around the 102 minute mark, we had another great chance and Evra burst through the Chelsea backline to deliver a great and simple ball to Giggsy (he came on to replace Scholes) who instead of hitting it proper tried to ‘chip’ it with the outside of his foot, allowing Terry to strain his neck and just head it over the bar.
116 minutes in, Drogba got sent off. Why? United had a throw in, and the ball was thrown to Tevez who was supposed to hand the ball back to Chelsea. Instead, he hit it out near the corner flag and called on the United players to pressurize Chelsea. The Chelsea players took offense. Why? Cause they’re twats who conveniently forgot that they’d do the same thing only minutes ago, and had done it in normal time too. Cue Drogba being the petulant, sulking bitch that he is slap Vidic, right infront of the ref. Straight red.
Allegedly, at this time Mr. Chelsea and captain Class-less ’snotted/spat’ at Tevez too. Something definitely happened, because the moment Terry did that Tevez felt the back of his neck for blue, scummy phlegm, but aside from that there’s not much conclusive evidence. Something DID happen though.
Penalties. The dreaded penalties.
Ronaldo missed. Somehow. Unfortunately. And that’s when I felt the game was gone. Carrick stepping up to score was beautiful, because I really didn’t expect him to score. I felt three players on our team were certain to score; Tevez, Ronaldo and Hargreaves. Ronaldo failed, but the other two hit perfect penalties. Anyway, Terry then went on to, um, SLIP, majestically and his penalty hit the post and went wide. I really thought we were dead and buried when he went to take the penalty.

Anderson and Giggs then converted their penalties (again, didn’t expect either to score!) and it was time for Anelka, the ex Arsenal-Liverpool man to step up to the plate. He failed. His penalty was saved by Van der Sar and THAT, is how we became CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!
Now, a couple of additional points:
Many Chelsea fans – deluded ones, obviously – are arguing that over 120 minutes Chelsea deserved to win, because if you take out the first half they were in control for the remaining 75 minutes.
The problems with that argument are numerous. First, the statistics show that United had 58% possession. Second, United had 12 shots on goal compared to Chelsea’s 24 (I think). However, United had 5 on target, Chelsea had 3. Van der Sar had to make ONE save, Cech had to make 4.
Statistically then, only a moron and a mong would argue that Chelsea held the upper hand.
We always looked more dangerous on the counter, and Chelsea did have possession in our half – a lot of it – but they created fuck all with it. As I said before, they DID hit the woodwork twice, but we had 3 chances too. Not half chances, but 3 proper chances. I fail to understand how possession 35-40 yards from goal gets translated into ‘deserve to win’ when no chances are created. Our start in the league this year was like that; lots of possession but no chances. No one went out sayign we ‘deserved’ to win!
Anyway, that cunt Drogba got what he deserved, though it was a shame because aside from the stupidity of some Chelsea fans post-match, both teams were very much equal on the day. It was a shame that it had to come to penalties because neither team really deserved to lose. They both came out to play football, rather than play out a drab game ala last year’s FA Cup final.
So, commiserations to Chelsea fans. We’ll see you next year again as I’m certain you’ll push us to the wire (only to lose to us again!). Trophyless season btw, who was it who questioned me when I said you’d end up without a trophy?
oh and Frank Lampard’s post match interview – class. I don’t like the guy cause I think he’s massively overrated etc etc, but that interview was magnanimous and without any self-pitying. My opinion of him has risen substantially now (and i’m pretty sure that’ll compensate for the loss of the CL
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