This is brilliant! As the post title says, it consists of summaries of films; though with a ‘twist’.
Some of my favourites:
V FOR VENDETTA: Dystopian government overthrown by faceless conformity.
TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.
TOP GUN: Pilot routinely endangers Air Traffic Controllers.
THE GOLDEN COMPASS: Critique of Catholicism upstaged by polar bear fight.
THE EXORCIST: Jesus trumps science.
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: Tourists have difficulty with regional cuisine.
SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come.
SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
MILK: Uppity queer dies.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.
GLADIATOR: Convict murders head of state.
ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.