Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

This is brilliant! As the post title says, it consists of summaries of films; though with a ‘twist’.

Some of my favourites:

V FOR VENDETTA: Dystopian government overthrown by faceless conformity.

TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.

TOP GUN: Pilot routinely endangers Air Traffic Controllers.

THE GOLDEN COMPASS: Critique of Catholicism upstaged by polar bear fight.

THE EXORCIST: Jesus trumps science.

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: Tourists have difficulty with regional cuisine.

SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come.

SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.

MILK: Uppity queer dies.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.

GLADIATOR: Convict murders head of state.

ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

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